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cockology
The study of porn stars.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.
A leading field is MoM: Miles of Meat, which shows how much miles of meat(penis) a female pornstar has stroked on.
cockology by CockologyExpert March 27, 2020
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Cuckology • cockology • Chuckology • fuckology • cuntology • Chucknology • cockologist • crackology • cumology • cycology
Suckology
Suckology by SuckologyBoys May 5, 2015
reverse suckology
To give sympathy head with the intent of never talking to the recipient again. Similar to reverse psychology, but with dicks.
Taylor: Hey Malanie, you get rid of Nathan yet?
Melanie: Yeah I just gave him some head, so hopefully he won't try to talk to me again.
Taylor: Classic reverse suckology.
Melanie: Yeah I just gave him some head, so hopefully he won't try to talk to me again.
Taylor: Classic reverse suckology.
reverse suckology by Meisterbater May 22, 2016
Cumiology
A religion were it is believed that planets were created by someone immortal that can cum infinitely making the universe by different types of sperm.
Cumiology by ThunderCockPeelly March 5, 2020
Cycology
The study of the complex world within the mind of a cyclist, including -but not limited to- the mental routes, pathways, conduits, panoramas and transient emotions experienced whilst navigating an adventure on the bicycle of life.
Cycology by @100days100letters March 10, 2015
Cuntology
The online Cuntologyv101 course will prepare you to alienate all your friends, family and associates with extreme vigor and effectiveness.
Cuntology by Peanut Butter Bandit 801 April 8, 2021
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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