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Dickology 

Dickology

Pronunciation- DI-CK-AW-OLA-GEE
The origin of this word is from 'Ancient Greece'.

The meaning of 'Dickology' is the study of the "body count" women have. Women usually keep a journal of their 'Dickology'.
Jennifer- "Hi doctor Mike I think I have a STD"
Dr Mike- "Well ok Jennifer, do you think I can check your Dickology"
Dickology by Zestypoopoo February 24, 2021
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Dickology 

Dickology is the obsession of studying the anatomy of the male penis, and not being able to stop drawing penises.
Dickology is found in the character Seth in the movie Super Bad
Dickology by Jaci and Ellie April 20, 2008

Dickology 

the study of forein decade dicks that are usually over sized.
Dickology by Andrew F April 23, 2003

Dickology 

The habit of a female checking out there partner’s dick as he sleeps. This females are generally Cougars.
Jenny was doing Dickology playing with Sean’s dick during the night and comparing it to a huge Pakistani marquee
Dickology by 4 Balls July 27, 2022

Eat-a-Dickology 

The study of eating a dick. Usually an insult.
You SO got your doctorate in Eat-a-Dickology.
Eat-a-Dickology by Los Cineastas September 19, 2005

Dicknology 

Any technology that makes it easy to share your schlong with the world. See Chatroulette.
Suzy: "Have you seen this new app that sends you a random photo? I've been getting schlong shots all day."

Bob: "Sounds like a great piece of dicknology."

Ralph: "It's a dicknological breakthrough."
Dicknology by El Christo October 17, 2010

Dickologist 

Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.

A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.
"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."

"Visit the Dickologist".

"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".
Dickologist by Fukaface! December 16, 2010
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