When a 26 year old white woman with a doctorate is on a date in the park with some loser she met on tinder who is talking her ear off about some boring shit like bitcoin or Jordan Peterson and she sees a pedestrian 400 feet away walking their dog. In that moment she goes absolutely fucking apeshit, leaves her date in the dust, sprints through traffic resulting in numerous car accidents and human fatalities, approaches the pedestrian suddenly scaring the fuck out of them, and asks "CANIPETYOURDOG!?"
I was on a date with Krysten when she saw a dog like a whole football field away. She had a total dogpog and left me behind. I like dogs and all but wasn't that a bit much?
by zaza6464 July 5, 2021
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Get the dognoggin mug.the cloth item used to clog the uterus of a dog during the "heat" period. when a dog is going threw the gestation period she becomes bloody. this is not good for furniture, clothes or carpet. so to prevent the leakage one would use a dogpon. which is traditionally made of cotton,but if the user is allergic to such item it can get the rarer and more expensive shep skin dogpon.
justin was avery experienced dogpon changer, so much so that when lady anne (dog) was riding the cotton pony (on the menstral cycle) he how'd off his versatility by changeing the dogpon with his mouth.
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