A leader amoung men, a shark amoung minnows. You can tell from a far hes got the biggest penis in any room. But behind his muscularity and bulding bisepts is a massive teddy bear thats willing to tend to a womans ever need. Who strives to please his women friend, In ever way. Women oragasim at the sight of him, sometimes he wheres masks to prevent women from following him home and forcing themselves on him. These are only some of great qualities of gunther.
*hot chick* "omg look its gunther" *organisms
by To be the not to be April 16, 2019
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A European Pop artist who insists on cranking out awful videos of him saying a few words while his backup singers (The Sunshine Girls) go "La, La, La" in the background the entire time. He has a small moustache, and a mullet-esque hairdo. His Videos are not exactly music, but not exactly pornography either. His website is www.gunthernet.com His motto is "Sex, Respect, Glamour, and Champagne",
Gunther: Let's sexualize the world!
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A Swedish singer who's music videos are 20% relevant and 80% softcore porn. He is the man all other men know as "the guy who has fucked a thousand pussies".
Gunthers most famous song is the Ding dong Song (Touch my Tralala)
by Dark Night Enforcer January 28, 2015
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The builder was hired to plaster the wall but he completely gunthered it.
by JoeBan May 25, 2018
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A person who resembles the penguin from adventure time. Who is submissive to his owners commands and sometimes makes his owner meet his doom - Ice King
by GalaticFist👽 April 27, 2017
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1. Generic appellation for a woman with a gunt;

2. Nickname for a female with a protruding cellulite midsection and slovenly appearance.
Gunther could not retrieve files from the file cabinet because her fupa protruded further than her arms.
by El Sloppo November 17, 2009
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A generic name for any woman possessing a gunt. Used especially when discussing the gunt-having woman while she may be within earshot.
Office Worker 1: "Gunther really shouldn't have worn stretch pants today."

Office Worker 2: "Tell me about it. That fupa is out of control. I think I'm gonna puke."

Office Worker 3 (appearing from nowhere): "What are you talking about? I'm wearing stretch pants! Who's Gunther?"

Office Worker 2: "Uh, the new German guy in the mailroom. Let's get back to work."
by DickyJohns17325 October 23, 2009
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