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the cloth item used to clog the uterus of a dog during the "heat" period. when a dog is going threw the gestation period she becomes bloody. this is not good for furniture, clothes or carpet. so to prevent the leakage one would use a dogpon. which is traditionally made of cotton,but if the user is allergic to such item it can get the rarer and more expensive shep skin dogpon.
justin was avery experienced dogpon changer, so much so that when lady anne (dog) was riding the cotton pony (on the menstral cycle) he how'd off his versatility by changeing the dogpon with his mouth.
dogpon by chia pest July 24, 2006
Words you can keep
A politically correct deviation of the expression "goddamn". Mainly used in the southern United States.
Get every doggone Greyhound bus line in the country and get their asses moving to New Orleans. -New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, September 1st, 2005.
doggone by Croupier September 21, 2005
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Same as dammit or a an expression of dissapointment. Curse word used mainly by rednecks to express being pissed off.
Dogonnit, my horse shit on my boots again and now I'm gonna have to shoot him cause I'm pissed.
Dogonnit by The real private pyle November 11, 2003

dogmoney 

Monetary profit from the sale of narcotics, prostitution,illegal firearms, or other illegal activities
In which has to be laundered.
Dude I ain't taking that cash, that shit's dogmoney.
dogmoney by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

DOGmoney 

The crypto currency fit for all. Dogmoney to the moon.
How can you afford that though? Duh... I've got DOGmoney.
DOGmoney by godyenom May 15, 2021

dogsonmypajamas

Someone who likes furries and dresses up as a furry.
Person 1: Look, someone is wearing a furry costume.
Person 2: That's dogsonmypajamas!
dogsonmypajamas by lukenzoggx June 18, 2021

Dogmongler 

PoeticIrony, otherwise known as "Dogmongler" is a sick bitch who gained fame by very odd means.
It all started out as her being a attention-whore on Deviantart(PoeticIrony - Now banned).
Somehow anonymous-man found pictures of her on a bestiality site... with her dog. You get the idea. (The pictures are still up there, I'm not giving links, but you can still find 'em)
Note: Anony also found her phone number, school, myspace, etc.
Basically just found ways to harrass her.

She claimed innocence, saying the photos were shopped.

It's a kinda meme now(on 4chan), with pictures of her and her two overweight friends standing in a picture, the mongler in front, with a lined piece of paper(Probably with her name on it)
It has now been changed to blank, so you can put hilarious words on it.

Just so you guys have peace of mind, the dog was taken away when the event reached her parents.

BY THE WAY, you can get her phone number on the net, so be sure to check if you want to bother her.
Quote:
"Someone posted my stuff all over the internet! I didn't care at first til my mom and dad saw them all,NOW THEY TOOK AWAY MY DOG! PLEASE,DELETE THEM ALL!"
That ^ was orginally in all caps.
Dogmongler.
Dogmongler by 4chan December 15, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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