Definitions by zaza6464

dogpog 

When a 26 year old white woman with a doctorate is on a date in the park with some loser she met on tinder who is talking her ear off about some boring shit like bitcoin or Jordan Peterson and she sees a pedestrian 400 feet away walking their dog. In that moment she goes absolutely fucking apeshit, leaves her date in the dust, sprints through traffic resulting in numerous car accidents and human fatalities, approaches the pedestrian suddenly scaring the fuck out of them, and asks "CANIPETYOURDOG!?"

I was on a date with Krysten when she saw a dog like a whole football field away. She had a total dogpog and left me behind. I like dogs and all but wasn't that a bit much?

dogpog by zaza6464 July 5, 2021