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Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.
Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...
Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019
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Dock Baby 

An extremely sexy girl to take on your boat.
(Scientific name:Muelle Paloma) the Dock Baby is a partially migratory species, it's early life is spent in New England and once it has started to develop it leaves it's mother and father and flocks South to the beautiful waterways of Florida. The female dock babies are characterized by their tight bodies and beautiful faces. A matured dock baby usually has a fat ass and thick thighs while still keeping her tight stomach. Dock babies have long been valued as a species of major concern in the Tampa Bay area. There is a high concentration of dock babies here due to the presitegous University of Tampa, located in Florida's largest estuary. In the spring and summer months the dock babies can be found along the Hillsborough river and bay. This is their breeding season, or flocking season. Their population has decreased due to the urbanization of Tampa's waterways and illegal poaching. In the warmer temperatures the dock babies love to show of their bodies and are eager to experience their new Floridian habitat. For this reason they are extremely succeptible to poaching. The poachers or, buttsnorkler load their boats with white claws and entice the dock babies with island parties. The babies incubation period is very long and discourages most predators in the area. Also the male babies develop into frat boys and utter themselves useless to the dock babies.
Tony: yooo let's go out to the sandbar party and rage my niggas
Brodie: should I hit up some girls to ride out there with us?
Danny: Nah, the buttsnorkler is all loaded up with white claws. Let's just pick up some Dock Baby's
Brodie & Tony: DOCK BABY'S 😍
Dock Baby by Nantucket Daddy April 14, 2019

Dickochet 

When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
Dude, I just dickocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. I got piss all over him.
Dickochet by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011

five dock boys

A bunch of lads who run a muck the area five dock. Some say not to go around Five Dock between the hours of 7:00 pm till 5:00 am as many lads will guarding the area with their leader 'Abed'. They all think they are hard but really they go home and eat their mums ass out.
Oi nar let's not Five Dock ways tonight, heard the Five Dock Boys are out for a fight
five dock boys by tyrant 6482 August 25, 2017

Dickorette 

Dick flavored gum that is chewed to help stave off your cravings for Dick. Used for Dick addicts who are trying to quit dick.
Emily had an uncontrollable urge to suck my dick as she always does but she's been trying to cut back so she popped in a piece of Dickorette and it helped stave off her dick craving urge.
Dickorette by Rothey39 March 3, 2010

dockblock 

To arrive at a bike sharing station with the intent of returning your bike, just to find it full.
The other day I got dockblocked at 14th and Harvard when I was about to dock my bike when some douche came out of nowhere and took my spot.
dockblock by BikeShareGuru June 21, 2011
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