Documentary 

It's like a regular movie except it has ugly people.

Guy 1: man that movie had some ugly people in it
Guy 2: are you suprised it was a documentary after all

Documentary by Iloveashleys October 6, 2009

Documentary 

Porn, what you watch when you masturbate

Hey man, don't come into my room for a bit, I'm going to be watching a documentary. KTHXBAI

Documentary by SLAMHOGSLAYER1 February 6, 2010

Documentary 

The same thing as a real movie, but with ugly people.

"So I just watched the Sex in the City Movie"

"I heard that was a pretty good documentary"

"Oh no, its a real movie, it just happens to star Sarah Jessica Parker"

Documentary by SilentEDJ October 5, 2009

documentary 

A euphemism for sex.

Last night I watched a documentary with Jacquelynn, 3 times.

documentary by NakedManBen August 22, 2007

documentary 

Like a movie, except boring.

Tibby Rollins from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

documentary by sammy bammers June 12, 2005

Documentary Book

A smart book, like a documentary, but in book form.

What is the word for the intelligent writing material?

That's a Documentary Book.

Documentary Book by Donald Blake November 17, 2013

Documentary Fat 

A phrase used for people who are beyond obese. Initiated by Kevin Bridges in one of his stand up routines. If someone is Documentary Obese it means they are so fat that they can be found on channel 4 or 5 at around 8:00 on a weeknight, telling people how much they way and how addicted to jaffa cakes and mars bars they are.

David: Did you see that chick back there, she was so fat i bet her fanny had flab growing on it
Ben: Dude, she wasn't fat, nor was she obese. David my dear chum, she was documentary fat.

Documentary Fat by 09rob1234 December 3, 2011