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being or acting like an imbecile.
only a dickoff thinks that rap is music.
dickoff by Andrea Johnson January 9, 2005
Words you can keep
(v.) To flail ones penis at a small child; To stick ones penis in a light socket.
Old man Peterson liked the small boy so much that he decided to dickoff in front of him; The retard saw a light socket and decided to dickoff
dickoff by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003
When someone uses procrastination and delayed action by being deliberate.
We wouldn't have missed our flight if he wasn't "dicknoff " all day.
dicknoff by Mixxedbag May 11, 2016

Yanking my Dick off 

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me
You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off
Yanking my Dick off by swooceking October 16, 2016

Rip my dick off 

A term describing when you are so mad you are going to rage quit. (Usually used in gaming).
(Someone just RDM'd you)

"Fuc*! I'm going to rip my dick off!!

Dropping dick off 

To bang a girl!.... Give the young lady some nice penis.
Girl what time you gonna be home? I need to drop this dick off on you. Dropping dick off!
Dropping dick off by JSwole July 13, 2017
This is when a group of male friends see a hot girl and need to acknowledge the fact that she is hot to there friends, in order to do this they say dikoff to there friend and then waits for the confirmation from there friend by also saying dikoff. This code word is extremely useful in situations where there is a hot girl near by but one of the males is with his girlfriend at the time
two males hanging about with one of the males girlfriends there at the time.

MALE ONE "hey did you see the game last nite?"
MALE TWO "yeah it was pretty good"

hot girl walks buy

MALE ONE "dikoff!"
MALE TWO "dikoff!"

MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "whats dikoff?"
MALE ONE "thats the name of a football player"
MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "Ohh ok"
DIKOFF by T-man 2490 February 4, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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