dickoff
dickoff by Andrea Johnson January 9, 2005
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dickoff
Old man Peterson liked the small boy so much that he decided to dickoff in front of him; The retard saw a light socket and decided to dickoff
dickoff by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003
Related Words
dickoff • Dick offender • Dick Offset • dick off the bone • duckoff • Dick: off • Dickhoff • dicknoff • dickofadog • dickofied
Yanking my Dick off
Yanking my Dick off by swooceking October 16, 2016
Rip my dick off
Rip my dick off by Nitro Blaster May 19, 2014
Dropping dick off
Dropping dick off by JSwole July 13, 2017
DIKOFF
This is when a group of male friends see a hot girl and need to acknowledge the fact that she is hot to there friends, in order to do this they say dikoff to there friend and then waits for the confirmation from there friend by also saying dikoff. This code word is extremely useful in situations where there is a hot girl near by but one of the males is with his girlfriend at the time
two males hanging about with one of the males girlfriends there at the time.
MALE ONE "hey did you see the game last nite?"
MALE TWO "yeah it was pretty good"
hot girl walks buy
MALE ONE "dikoff!"
MALE TWO "dikoff!"
MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "whats dikoff?"
MALE ONE "thats the name of a football player"
MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "Ohh ok"
MALE ONE "hey did you see the game last nite?"
MALE TWO "yeah it was pretty good"
hot girl walks buy
MALE ONE "dikoff!"
MALE TWO "dikoff!"
MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "whats dikoff?"
MALE ONE "thats the name of a football player"
MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "Ohh ok"
DIKOFF by T-man 2490 February 4, 2008
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