dickoff

being or acting like an imbecile.

only a dickoff thinks that rap is music.

by Andrea Johnson January 9, 2005

dickoff

(v.) To flail ones penis at a small child; To stick ones penis in a light socket.

Old man Peterson liked the small boy so much that he decided to dickoff in front of him; The retard saw a light socket and decided to dickoff

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

dicknoff

When someone uses procrastination and delayed action by being deliberate.

We wouldn't have missed our flight if he wasn't "dicknoff " all day.

by Mixxedbag May 11, 2016

Yanking my Dick off

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me

You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off

by swooceking October 16, 2016

Rip my dick off

A term describing when you are so mad you are going to rage quit. (Usually used in gaming).

(Someone just RDM'd you)

"Fuc*! I'm going to rip my dick off!!

by Nitro Blaster May 19, 2014

Dropping dick off

To bang a girl!.... Give the young lady some nice penis.

Girl what time you gonna be home? I need to drop this dick off on you. Dropping dick off!

by JSwole July 13, 2017

DIKOFF

This is when a group of male friends see a hot girl and need to acknowledge the fact that she is hot to there friends, in order to do this they say dikoff to there friend and then waits for the confirmation from there friend by also saying dikoff. This code word is extremely useful in situations where there is a hot girl near by but one of the males is with his girlfriend at the time

two males hanging about with one of the males girlfriends there at the time.

MALE ONE "hey did you see the game last nite?"
MALE TWO "yeah it was pretty good"

hot girl walks buy

MALE ONE "dikoff!"
MALE TWO "dikoff!"

MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "whats dikoff?"
MALE ONE "thats the name of a football player"
MALE ONES GIRLFRIEND "Ohh ok"

by T-man 2490 February 4, 2008