divest 

To masturbate using scissors.

He lived on the dangerous side of life and decided to divest

divest by thisismylife May 8, 2009

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022

Davestation

Ultra bad-ass in the room that creates intimidation, fear, and complete sexiness

When Billy came out, he was the Davestation in the room.

Davestation by daveloveskorn October 16, 2009

anti-disestablishmentarianism 

Probably the longest meaningful word in English. Signifies the movement against the separation of church and state.

Fundamentalist Christians are anti-disestablishmentarianists.

anti-disestablishmentarianism by PoopyPoo November 8, 2004

dimestore hooker 

a man/woman who sleeps around with dirty men for a dime or a very cheap price. And can most commonly be found near a convenent store of some sort.

1. I went down to 7 eleven and picked me a dimestore hooker.

2. Your a dimestore hooker and always will be!

dimestore hooker by Daisy March 26, 2004

Diesta 

A relaxed state of being that consists of the awe of our creator.

Man I had a dank diesta in chapel today.

Diesta by Dankfiestas May 7, 2018

anti-disestablishmentarianism 

It is the word that you clicked on when you were looking for the definition of Wikipedia, you are not the only one to click it.

Hmm, I wonder what anti-disestablishmentarianism means *clicks it* oh...

anti-disestablishmentarianism by Nekorium Chrisium November 26, 2022