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Selective Social Distancing 

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life
After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

Distance Snob 

A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.
"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"

"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"

"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."
Distance Snob by babysue.com October 17, 2011

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.
I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.
She is a cute petite girl with a bubbly personality. Very loyal friend and a compassionate human. Gives her all to her loved ones. Loves to listen to music and dance. Always up for a good time! She’s a down to earth girl who wears her heart on her sleeve. Hopeless romantic who wants her happily ever after. An amazing best friend and girlfriend you’ll want in your life forever
Desta is a social butterfly
Desta by Starwarssanta October 4, 2018

Dietary Viber 

A dietary viber is someone who feeds of off some else's vibes.
Steve: Man, Cool Joe is so rad! Look at all of those dudes taking in his dietary viber.
Mark: Steve, how could you not take in his vibe?
Dietary Viber by PWS27 April 27, 2017

Distance Dime 

A girl who looks extremely attractive from far away, but when she approaches, you are sorry that you rated her so highly.
-Hey dude, that girl is so hot!

-Nah bro just wait until she comes closer.
-Oh man you were right, she's just a distance dime.
Distance Dime by stheballer October 22, 2015