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Turd diverter 

The Y-Shaped device in an airplane used for the directional evacuation of turd flow.
Aaron grabbed the turd diverter to avoid ramp trout.
Turd diverter by LavatorySpecialist December 1, 2016

Davester 

Did you see Luis, he’s a davester
Davester by Nickname name July 19, 2019
The act of stashing contraband in the male urethra
The fuzz pulled Craig over and he had to diester his stash
diester by Morkhiemen October 1, 2021
A very strange group of women who claim to be all about Black Female Empowerment yet instead waste all their time arguing and posting about Black Men and Non Black People on Social Media, acting chummy with White Supremacists, and pedestalizing and obsessing over Non-Black Males whilst calling Black Women who don’t agree with them “Overweight Unpicked Mammies” they are just as male- identified as the BW they are dragging yet they don’t even realize it.

If you’re a Black Woman/Girl it is imperative DO NOT FALL IN LINE WITH THEM.

If you actually want to be About Black Female Empowerment or want to increase your quality of life as Black Woman here is a few tips

1. PROTECT. YOUR. PEACE. it is a waste of time, effort, and energy to constantly be arguing with people regardless if they’re black, white, male, female none of that Learn to Report and Block and move on.

2. Don’t pedestalize anyone but yourself.

3. Keep good grooming habits (skincare, haircare, workout routine, etc)

“If you look good you’ll feel good”
Girl 1: What are Divestors?

Girl 2: Stay far away from them. divestors align themselves with white supremacists.
Divestor by BlackRose1234 August 20, 2023

diverter 

someone who changes the topic of an argument, because they are losing the argument.
Riley became a diverter after losing the argument with Tracy.
diverter by BlesserLesser July 11, 2020
A black woman who puts herself first. Divestors walk away from toxic behaviors in the black community.

Said toxicity can include: nonreciprocal struggle love for the sake of "black love", being activist warriors for a group of men who don't protect them, baby momma culture, etc. Divestors avoid toxic black people (particularly the men, who are black women's number one victimizers. "Unicorns" are so rare that vetting is not worth it).

A divestor is not male-identified or conventionally "woke" like many black women can be. She is not bound to any unwritten rules of "Blackistan". Divestors care deeply about black women as a demographic (especially in the context of black femicide + DV), but may avoid some individual black women due to their proximity to toxic black male worship.

Many divestors date interracially and leave the hood, but it's a myth that divestment's ethos is to date a white man. A divestor can be: happily single, childfree, w/ a Latino or Asian man, a co-parenting mom, middle class, minimalist, and even a lesbian.

Divestors have a growth, wellness, and self-preservation mindset. Healing/healed from traumas related to the black community. Young divestors tend to focus on their educational goals. Older divestors tend to focus more on their physical health and newfound freedom.

A divestor loves her blackness, but not the BS that comes with it. She is not a tribalist and knows "black power" is about black men.

She can be from anywhere in the diaspora.
Divestor's Sister: "You ackin' funny because you dating out. You think you better than us with all them degrees. You ain't on Instagram no mo', I don't know what you be doing. Octavius been trying to get with you for the longest. He ain't got no churren and he ain't in any run-ins with the law"

Divestor: "Is that the bare minimum? That doesn't make any person a 'good man'. I'm with someone treats me well, has an equivalent educational level, has real interests and hobbies outside of social media/rap/sneakers/weed/hustling, and doesn't have weird views on how our relationship dynamic should be just because I'm a black woman. My man cooks for me, admires my accomplishments rather than compete with me, and is doing very well at providing infrastructure for our future life. I stopped being on Instagram because you kept posting celebrities and dusty men with podcasts.
Divestor by TheTruthHurts08 June 9, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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