Disembark

In the financial world this is used to describe the termination of an ongoing relationsip with a customer. This replaces “exiting the relationship,” as it simply sounds more pleasant, or as George Carlin might have playfully contrasted the terms, you ‘disembark’ a cruise ship but ‘exit’ a fire drill.

Mister Stockton’s account remained in overdraft so we disembarked.

Disembark by Sharp Pencils November 11, 2017

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disembarkation

Something an Air Host/Hostess will say when leaving a plane to sound intelligent.

“I'm sorry passengers, you will need to wait before your disembarkation due to another plane on the tarmac”

disembarkation by Lanslide March 16, 2010

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Disembation

To masturbate with one's severed limb. The removal of said limb can occur by any means; be it natural disaster, self-mutilation, or mutilation by others. Also can be referred to as an extreme "Stranger".

Crub: I heard after James Franco severed his arm in 127 hours he decided to masturbate with it.
Demecs: Yeah, he chose disembation over masturbation.
Crub: Good choice!

Disembation by ROVR March 17, 2011

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Disembrunswickate

The act of moving out of a share house that is located in the suburb of Brunswick.

Jenny: "Bob's moving out. He's getting an apartment with his girlfriend."

Jeff: "Oh really? where abouts?"

Jenny: "Over in Northcote."

Jeff: "Northcote? So you mean he's... finally... after all these years in Brunswick..."

Jenny: "yep. He's going to Disembrunswickate."

Jeff: "fucking Traitor."

Disembrunswickate by Musto Spinifex September 26, 2007