Disembark 

In the financial world this is used to describe the termination of an ongoing relationsip with a customer. This replaces “exiting the relationship,” as it simply sounds more pleasant, or as George Carlin might have playfully contrasted the terms, you ‘disembark’ a cruise ship but ‘exit’ a fire drill.

Mister Stockton’s account remained in overdraft so we disembarked.

Disembark by Sharp Pencils November 11, 2017

disembarkation 

Something an Air Host/Hostess will say when leaving a plane to sound intelligent.

“I'm sorry passengers, you will need to wait before your disembarkation due to another plane on the tarmac”

disembarkation by Lanslide March 16, 2010

Disembation 

To masturbate with one's severed limb. The removal of said limb can occur by any means; be it natural disaster, self-mutilation, or mutilation by others. Also can be referred to as an extreme "Stranger".

Crub: I heard after James Franco severed his arm in 127 hours he decided to masturbate with it.
Demecs: Yeah, he chose disembation over masturbation.
Crub: Good choice!

Disembation by ROVR March 17, 2011

Disembrunswickate 

The act of moving out of a share house that is located in the suburb of Brunswick.

Jenny: "Bob's moving out. He's getting an apartment with his girlfriend."

Jeff: "Oh really? where abouts?"

Jenny: "Over in Northcote."

Jeff: "Northcote? So you mean he's... finally... after all these years in Brunswick..."

Jenny: "yep. He's going to Disembrunswickate."

Jeff: "fucking Traitor."

Disembrunswickate by Musto Spinifex September 26, 2007

disembrace 

verb: to detach from another being.

Margaret and Hugo held each other in their arms for a long time and then they disembraced from one another.

disembrace by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011

Disembattery 

To remove the battery from an item which produces irritating sound.

Andy threatened to disembattery Marie's musical Bagpuss toy.

Disembattery by BagpussLover January 29, 2010

Disember 

An 100% indian whos grandpa was drunk when spelling his name.

Well...not much of an example but never let your drunk grandpa write your name on your birth certificate because he spelled December, Disember.

Disember by Kelsey Rose July 12, 2007