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Disembark

In the financial world this is used to describe the termination of an ongoing relationsip with a customer. This replaces “exiting the relationship,” as it simply sounds more pleasant, or as George Carlin might have playfully contrasted the terms, you ‘disembark’ a cruise ship but ‘exit’ a fire drill.
Mister Stockton’s account remained in overdraft so we disembarked.
by Sharp Pencils November 11, 2017
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disembarkation

Something an Air Host/Hostess will say when leaving a plane to sound intelligent.
I'm sorry passengers, you will need to wait before your disembarkation due to another plane on the tarmac
by Lanslide March 16, 2010
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Disembation

To masturbate with one's severed limb. The removal of said limb can occur by any means; be it natural disaster, self-mutilation, or mutilation by others. Also can be referred to as an extreme "Stranger".
Crub: I heard after James Franco severed his arm in 127 hours he decided to masturbate with it.
Demecs: Yeah, he chose disembation over masturbation.
Crub: Good choice!
by ROVR March 17, 2011
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Disembrunswickate

The act of moving out of a share house that is located in the suburb of Brunswick.
Jenny: "Bob's moving out. He's getting an apartment with his girlfriend."

Jeff: "Oh really? where abouts?"

Jenny: "Over in Northcote."

Jeff: "Northcote? So you mean he's... finally... after all these years in Brunswick..."

Jenny: "yep. He's going to Disembrunswickate."

Jeff: "fucking Traitor."
by Musto Spinifex September 26, 2007
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disembrace

verb: to detach from another being.
Margaret and Hugo held each other in their arms for a long time and then they disembraced from one another.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011
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Disembattery

To remove the battery from an item which produces irritating sound.
Andy threatened to disembattery Marie's musical Bagpuss toy.
by BagpussLover January 29, 2010
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Disember

An 100% indian whos grandpa was drunk when spelling his name.
Well...not much of an example but never let your drunk grandpa write your name on your birth certificate because he spelled December, Disember.
by Kelsey Rose July 12, 2007
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