Disembath

To get out of the bath

My fingers are all shriveled and the water's gone cold. I think it's time to disembath

by Jimbob93 July 1, 2020

disembarkation

Something an Air Host/Hostess will say when leaving a plane to sound intelligent.

“I'm sorry passengers, you will need to wait before your disembarkation due to another plane on the tarmac”

by Lanslide March 16, 2010

Disembation

To masturbate with one's severed limb. The removal of said limb can occur by any means; be it natural disaster, self-mutilation, or mutilation by others. Also can be referred to as an extreme "Stranger".

Crub: I heard after James Franco severed his arm in 127 hours he decided to masturbate with it.
Demecs: Yeah, he chose disembation over masturbation.
Crub: Good choice!

by ROVR March 17, 2011

Disembark

In the financial world this is used to describe the termination of an ongoing relationsip with a customer. This replaces “exiting the relationship,” as it simply sounds more pleasant, or as George Carlin might have playfully contrasted the terms, you ‘disembark’ a cruise ship but ‘exit’ a fire drill.

Mister Stockton’s account remained in overdraft so we disembarked.

by Sharp Pencils November 11, 2017

Disembattery

To remove the battery from an item which produces irritating sound.

Andy threatened to disembattery Marie's musical Bagpuss toy.

by BagpussLover January 29, 2010

Disembarch

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DISEMBARCH (n.) 'To dismantle for the purposes of leaving'

Will they disembarch my bed before we move?

by Grant Gage September 16, 2022

disembarch

DISEMBARCH (n.) 'To dismantle for the purposes of leaving'

Will they disembarch my bed when we move?

by Grant Gage September 17, 2022