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When you wipe too hard and your finger pops through the toilet paper and goes up you butt hole.
We need better toilet paper, ‘cause I just gave myself another James Franco.
by Fisty McStoolfingers February 07, 2018
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One of the few guys in this world who are worthy of the title, 'gorgeous'. His break out role is said to be the 1999 film, Freaks and Geeks, but is also well known as his role as Harry Osbourne in the Spiderman movies.
Girl #1: wow, look at him. he's HOT!
Girl #2: Eh, he's no James Franco..
by H_omless January 07, 2006
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Easily one of the best actors around. Also incredibly handsome. Known best for his role in the Spiderman movies and The Pineapple Express
"Hey, do you want to watch Annapolis?"
"Yeah, I'll watch anything with James Franco in it"
by Mandolph August 17, 2008
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The re-encarnation of James Dean. God 'accidentally' killed James Dean when he was 24 in a car crash and felt guilty for keeping James Dean to Himself in Heaven. So, in effort to mend things in the human world he created James Franco, a man with similar looks and equal if not greater talent. God realized that He couldn't name the new James Dean the same name because it would be too suspicious. The angels submitted him into the Witness Protection Programme and gave him the new last name of 'Franco'
James Franco looks like James Dean... so maybe it IS James Dean... oh wait... it can't be... they have different last names.
by Lois J Lane February 05, 2011
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Probably one of the only actors nowadays that actually is smart, not only is he sexy as fuck; He is also a great writer, teacher, and award winning actor. Hottest man around for sure
Stacy: Did you read james franco's new book actors anonymous? I didn't know he was that smart!

Kelly: Of course I have and obviously he's smart! He even teaches at UCLA

Stacy: Damn I could not concentrate with such a hot teacher
by francogirl February 23, 2014
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