detach

Separate or disconnect .

My weave went detach.

by DEATACH November 28, 2017

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detach tit

Used when a guy is acting like such a pussy that an imaginary or spiritual tit is assumed to be attached and wrongfully employed by his mouth. Perhaps even a specific phantom tit, such as that of a mother or gf.

Coach: Hey, Jimmy, it's okay you struck out. Stop your crying. Just remember next time, detach tit. Then bat.

Guy1: Marjorie wants me to help pick between mauve and fuschia for the dining room.

Guy2: Detach tit before speaking, man.

by jatty July 6, 2009

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Lovingly detach

What you say when the relationship has no hope, but you have to say something nice in order to feel less guilty for dumping someone.

“I’m not dumping you, I’m lovingly detaching”. Sounds so much better than “Fuck you, you piece of shit. Go take a long walk on a short pier.”

I don’t think this is going anywhere. I’m lovingly detaching. I wish you all the best.

by Muffinabadmood June 6, 2019

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If THey Can Detach themselves form A Life, I Will Kill them

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

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datachondriac

A person who constantly thinks their computer is infected with some kind of virus, malware or spyware.

My friend spends hundreds of dollars a month at the computer repair shop because he is a datachondriac.

by daveobot September 22, 2013

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Detachable Penis

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.

Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.

by Tikibarberfan March 1, 2010

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