detach
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detach tit
Used when a guy is acting like such a pussy that an imaginary or spiritual tit is assumed to be attached and wrongfully employed by his mouth. Perhaps even a specific phantom tit, such as that of a mother or gf.
Coach: Hey, Jimmy, it's okay you struck out. Stop your crying. Just remember next time, detach tit. Then bat.
Guy1: Marjorie wants me to help pick between mauve and fuschia for the dining room.
Guy2: Detach tit before speaking, man.
Guy1: Marjorie wants me to help pick between mauve and fuschia for the dining room.
Guy2: Detach tit before speaking, man.
detach tit by jatty July 6, 2009
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Lovingly detach
What you say when the relationship has no hope, but you have to say something nice in order to feel less guilty for dumping someone.
“I’m not dumping you, I’m lovingly detaching”. Sounds so much better than “Fuck you, you piece of shit. Go take a long walk on a short pier.”
“I’m not dumping you, I’m lovingly detaching”. Sounds so much better than “Fuck you, you piece of shit. Go take a long walk on a short pier.”
Lovingly detach by Muffinabadmood June 6, 2019
If THey Can Detach themselves form A Life, I Will Kill them
datachondriac
A person who constantly thinks their computer is infected with some kind of virus, malware or spyware.
My friend spends hundreds of dollars a month at the computer repair shop because he is a datachondriac.
datachondriac by daveobot September 22, 2013
Detachable Penis
A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.
If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.
If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.
Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.
Detachable Penis by Tikibarberfan March 1, 2010