A small town that rests between Savannah and Jacksonville, consisting of ignorant,
ill-educated blacks, wiggers, preps, jocks, a large population of rednecks, snobs,
pregnant 12, 13, and 14 year olds, strippers, sluts, drug addicts, Dixeville, buisnessmen, buisnesswomen, soccer moms, and other
poor defenseless people that just happen to be caught up in the mix. Brunswick has a beautiful marshside setting just off of Highway
17, some parts of Highway 341, and Interstate 95. (The best shot is coming off of City Lanier Bridge.) Located among it's fellow islands, Saint Simons and Jekyll, Brunswick is without a doubt a blood sucking scandal for the rich to get richer and the
poor to get poorer. Filled with a lot of teenage high school drama, which some would like to think could be compared to that of The Hills or the O.C. Brunswick, to be such a small town has one of the highest crime rates compared to that of a larger city. Consisting of a large group of
townies, most people that grow up in Bruswick
will either never leave, or leave only for a short
time yet coming back in the long
run. Fun and leisure would include high school
football games, the mall, and Walmart. There is also a mild selection of restaurants to choose from; Applebees, (...also known as "Crapplebees" please don't eat there, the service sucks as well as the food... I recommend the drinks during happy hour if you're most interested) Ruby
Tuesday, Outback, (Located on SSI) and just recently, Longhorn Steakhouse. *Snaps for Brunswick!!*
Girl #1: "I am so bored!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah me too!!"
Girl #1: "Want to go hangout at Walmart??"
Girl #2: "Yeah, that sounds fun!! Hold on, let me just get in the
shower and do my hair and make up. You never know, somebody may
see us!!"
Girl #1: "Okay, yeah you're right!!"
Girl #2: "Want to pick up some
alcohol while were at it??"
Girl #1: "Yeah that sounds great!! We can get drunk like we did last Friday, Saturday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah, I know, it's like, That's all there is to do around here!! Thank God it's
Thursday, the weekend is almost here!!"
Girl #1: "I know right?? God, Brunswick sucks!!"