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A small town that rests between Savannah and Jacksonville, consisting of ignorant, ill-educated blacks, wiggers, preps, jocks, a large population of rednecks, snobs, pregnant 12, 13, and 14 year olds, strippers, sluts, drug addicts, Dixeville, buisnessmen, buisnesswomen, soccer moms, and other poor defenseless people that just happen to be caught up in the mix. Brunswick has a beautiful marshside setting just off of Highway 17, some parts of Highway 341, and Interstate 95. (The best shot is coming off of City Lanier Bridge.) Located among it's fellow islands, Saint Simons and Jekyll, Brunswick is without a doubt a blood sucking scandal for the rich to get richer and the poor to get poorer. Filled with a lot of teenage high school drama, which some would like to think could be compared to that of The Hills or the O.C. Brunswick, to be such a small town has one of the highest crime rates compared to that of a larger city. Consisting of a large group of townies, most people that grow up in Bruswick will either never leave, or leave only for a short time yet coming back in the long run. Fun and leisure would include high school football games, the mall, and Walmart. There is also a mild selection of restaurants to choose from; Applebees, (...also known as "Crapplebees" please don't eat there, the service sucks as well as the food... I recommend the drinks during happy hour if you're most interested) Ruby Tuesday, Outback, (Located on SSI) and just recently, Longhorn Steakhouse. *Snaps for Brunswick!!*
Girl #1: "I am so bored!!"

Girl #2: "Yeah me too!!"

Girl #1: "Want to go hangout at Walmart??"

Girl #2: "Yeah, that sounds fun!! Hold on, let me just get in the shower and do my hair and make up. You never know, somebody may see us!!"

Girl #1: "Okay, yeah you're right!!"

Girl #2: "Want to pick up some alcohol while were at it??"

Girl #1: "Yeah that sounds great!! We can get drunk like we did last Friday, Saturday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night!!"

Girl #2: "Yeah, I know, it's like, That's all there is to do around here!! Thank God it's Thursday, the weekend is almost here!!"

Girl #1: "I know right?? God, Brunswick sucks!!"
by BritlovesJoe November 19, 2008
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When you meet with someone without anyone knowing except you and the person.
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A mid-sized suburb located southwest of Cleveland, Ohio and the largest city in Medina County. Known as "Brunstucky" by residents, this city is known for it's many fast food restaurants and half empty strip malls. The city is predominately middle class, although some upper-middle class subdivisions are located within the city. Residents spend their spare time repairing their cars after driving over one of the many potholes throughout the city so that they can drive out to Strongsville or Medina to do their shopping considering there is hardly any shopping in Brunswick. Brunswick and Strongsville have a long lived rivalry in high school sports, but make no mistakes, the residents are more similar than you'd think. The teens of Brunswick also wear Abercrombie & Fitch and carry fake coach bags.. the only difference being Strongsville can afford these things without putting a second mortgage on their home.
Bobby: Hey let's go do something tonight!

Jill: You mean like visiting one of Brunswick's many sketchy internet cafes?
by an angry old woman March 07, 2011
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A city in northern Germany.
Famous for soccer and itΒ΄s huge history.
All other Brunswicks are named after that one.
Brunswick, city of the lion, the original since 1031.
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A sexual act where a woman's partner inserts the middle and third finger into the vagina and a thumb into the anus, as if holding a bowling ball. An extreme variation on the shocker.
The shocker just didn't do it for Maria, so her boyfriend moved onto the Brunswick.
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"brunswick" is a term used to describe a sexual stimulation technique where the female lies on her stomach with her legs slightly apart. The male then inserts his thumb into her anus and his two middle fingers into her vagina, similar to how one would insert their fingers into a bowling ball, hence the term "brunswick", which is the name of the company that makes bowling balls and operates bowling alleys!
Hey dude, I gave my girl the brunswick last nite!
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An inner-suburb of Melbourne that is basically hipster central. Has a fucking shitty street festival that makes all the weirdos come out for 1 day.
Look at that long haired, soy drinking, stoner, obviously from Brunswick
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