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Discrastination 

Procrastinating due to a large amount of distractions. Being so distracted that you procrastinate and get nothing done. Using distractions as an excuse to get nothing accomplished.
With deadlines looming, discrastination took effect and nothing was accomplished.

Discraption 

Josh: This guy just threw a flash grenade at my grandma and it was all like "WHISHOOOOPOOOOOOOOOPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!"

Ryan: Dude. Awesome discraption.
Discraption by Bonefang September 26, 2010

discratchin 

when you're trying to pay attention to someone but you really have to itch your junk.
Pat was an A student, and always paid attention to his teacher, until he had a discratchin.
discratchin by Zomar October 2, 2007

duscrafter 

the term duscrafter originates from a name used by a complete degenerate who is an extreme weeb
duscrafter by mememan53 February 22, 2023

discracted 

Being sidecracked due to smoking fire
I didn't notice the sofa was on fire cause I was discracted!
discracted by BIGNUTBUST February 18, 2021

discrating 

Something your wife says when the soap disappears
(The soap discrated in the tub). The soap was discrating in the tub.
discrating by Sampsonite7187 September 5, 2016