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Discrastination 

Procrastinating due to a large amount of distractions. Being so distracted that you procrastinate and get nothing done. Using distractions as an excuse to get nothing accomplished.
With deadlines looming, discrastination took effect and nothing was accomplished.

Discraption 

Josh: This guy just threw a flash grenade at my grandma and it was all like "WHISHOOOOPOOOOOOOOOPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!"

Ryan: Dude. Awesome discraption.
Discraption by Bonefang September 26, 2010

discratchin 

when you're trying to pay attention to someone but you really have to itch your junk.
Pat was an A student, and always paid attention to his teacher, until he had a discratchin.
discratchin by Zomar October 2, 2007

duscrafter 

the term duscrafter originates from a name used by a complete degenerate who is an extreme weeb
duscrafter by mememan53 February 22, 2023

discracted 

Being sidecracked due to smoking fire
I didn't notice the sofa was on fire cause I was discracted!
discracted by BIGNUTBUST February 18, 2021

discrating 

Something your wife says when the soap disappears
(The soap discrated in the tub). The soap was discrating in the tub.
discrating by Sampsonite7187 September 5, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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