Discrastination

Procrastinating due to a large amount of distractions. Being so distracted that you procrastinate and get nothing done. Using distractions as an excuse to get nothing accomplished.

With deadlines looming, discrastination took effect and nothing was accomplished.

by LesPaulLover May 2, 2023

Urban Dicrastination

Spending all of your time on Urban Dictionary when you should be doing something else (such as writing a paper, studying for an exam, preparing for something important, etc.).

Joe: “Hey man, are you ready for the final?”
Bob: “Not at all, I spent all night urban dicrastinating.”


Joe: “Did you finish your section of our group project?”
Bob: “No…sorry…I have a real urban dicrastination problem…”
Joe: “But you had two weeks to do it!”
Bob: “I know, I learned about six-thousand new words...”


Joe: “I didn’t finish my paper, I urban dicrastinated all night”
Bob: “Same here bro, I spent like seven hours on the Live section alone watching people vote up or down on words”

by DustinB22 December 18, 2008

decrastination

Getting things down at a good time and not putting it off.
.
Opposite of procrastination

Mary Jane decrastinated today and finished her work so she can go to the festival.
.
.
"decrastination is a form of getting off your ass" Lee said to shikamaru.

by Yinami April 26, 2021

discramination

The Art of Discriminating against a group by using cartoons or animation.

I did not see my ethnicity reflected in that cartoon. That's discramination!

by Whopping August 11, 2018

decrastination

Hurriedly finishing all the work that you have put off until the last minute.

Derek: Wanna hang out tonight bro?
Sam: Can't man, I got some decrastination to do... if I get around to it.

by patmacker April 4, 2009

dickrastination

to be procrastinating and dicking around at the same time

Stop the dickrastination and get your work done!

by JDWine April 26, 2011