discracted 

Being sidecracked due to smoking fire

I didn't notice the sofa was on fire cause I was discracted!

discracted by BIGNUTBUST February 18, 2021

Distractess 

A confident girl who can stop an office conversation, but is still scandal-free.

Wow, Krista looks amazing considering she just downloaded a kid. Quite the distractess.

Distractess by RobSlob June 13, 2015

distracted walking 

Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.

"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."

distracted walking by yes juanito yes August 20, 2014

distracted 

When you are in class and the girl in front of you is wearing a thong.

I'm totally failing Intro to Bio Science because I am distracted by this sweet piece of chippy that wears low-riding jeans and thongs EVERYDAY.

distracted by Dr.Rob Jones July 4, 2008

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.

Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

distracted driving by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

Disgraced 18 

A pornographic website featuring videos of 18 year old women engaging in unspeakable acts of bondage and humiliation.

"Dude I was on disgraced 18 last night and they fucked this chick with a popsicle."

"You need to get out more."

Disgraced 18 by koosdelaray March 25, 2010

Dictracted 

When a guy is so horny that all he can think about is sex.

"Jack was so dictracted; he slammed into a fucking tree. On the bright side, he no longer has blue balls."

"Jack was so dictracted; he inadvertently sketched a dick on his math quiz before turning it in. The teacher was not amused."

Dictracted by -Blue Baller July 26, 2016