Dildom 

A DilDom is when a MILF puts a condom on her dildo. She then shoves it up her tight hole and moans gloriously during the orgasm.

Plumber: Need me to unblock any pipes?
MILF: No thanks, my dildom just did.

Dildom by geekybroadway July 27, 2016

dildom 

Someone who is a complete dickhead who is stupid, irritating, or a ridiculous person, particularly a male thou also can be used for females but changed to dildonna.

1) Don’t be a god damn dildom Ryan!
2) What a fucking dildom, didn’t his mother teach him better.

dildom by Spastistic Neighbor March 6, 2022

Dildo Stick 

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

Dinosaur Dildo by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

Dildo Fairy 

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.

Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!

Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

dildo 

IT'S A GOD DAMN PLASTIC PENIS!!!

She likes dildos

dildo by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015

Dildomatic Vibrinator

A heavily powered-up vibrator made so by rigging a vibrator up to a car battery or any sort of gas powered motor. Doing this will cause the vibrator to exceed in power tenfold also increasing sexual pleasure to the highest degree.

Her bf wasn't home, she must've been using her Dildomatic Vibrinator

Dildomatic Vibrinator by Albert Chodeman May 20, 2011