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Dildom

A DilDom is when a MILF puts a condom on her dildo. She then shoves it up her tight hole and moans gloriously during the orgasm.
Plumber: Need me to unblock any pipes?
MILF: No thanks, my dildom just did.
by geekybroadway July 27, 2016
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dildom

Someone who is a complete dickhead who is stupid, irritating, or a ridiculous person, particularly a male thou also can be used for females but changed to dildonna.
1) Don’t be a god damn dildom Ryan!
2) What a fucking dildom, didn’t his mother teach him better.
by Spastistic Neighbor March 6, 2022
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Dildo Stick

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018
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Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.
“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020
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Dildo Fairy

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.
Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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dildo

by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015
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Dildomatic Vibrinator

A heavily powered-up vibrator made so by rigging a vibrator up to a car battery or any sort of gas powered motor. Doing this will cause the vibrator to exceed in power tenfold also increasing sexual pleasure to the highest degree.
Her bf wasn't home, she must've been using her Dildomatic Vibrinator
by Albert Chodeman May 20, 2011
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