DILDOS

Acronym for Dads In Legal Dispute Over Separation.

Guy: Man, my wife's takin my house, half my shit and leavin' me... She's takin lil Jimmy with her too.

Guy 2: Don't worry man, DILDOS is here for you anyitme.

Guy: Thanks, I don'y know what I'd have done without DILDOS.

by tata12 April 10, 2011

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Dildos

When something is bothersome, lame, or just simply sucks.
Made famous by the character Skwisgaar Skwigelf from the show Metalocalypse.

person 1:"Busy work sucks."
person 2:"I know, this is dildos."

by chaz k June 23, 2007

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dildos

(adj.) describes things that are disagreeable, disappointing, inadequate in a particular way, or otherwise negative or undesirable by the judgment of the person using the word; coined by Skwisgaar Skwigelf of the Adult Swim black metal satire show Metalocalypse.

Person 1:The independent record store was shut down by some corporate chain.

Person 2: That's dildos, man.

by IntestinePoet December 13, 2008

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dilDOS

Inserting DOS commands.

Don't you pull that dilDOS on me.

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008

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musical dildos

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.

Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!

by Danglemaster March 19, 2014

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