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Acronym for Dads In Legal Dispute Over Separation.
Guy: Man, my wife's takin my house, half my shit and leavin' me... She's takin lil Jimmy with her too.

Guy 2: Don't worry man, DILDOS is here for you anyitme.

Guy: Thanks, I don'y know what I'd have done without DILDOS.
DILDOS by tata12 April 10, 2011
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When something is bothersome, lame, or just simply sucks.
Made famous by the character Skwisgaar Skwigelf from the show Metalocalypse.
person 1:"Busy work sucks."
person 2:"I know, this is dildos."
Dildos by chaz k June 23, 2007
(adj.) describes things that are disagreeable, disappointing, inadequate in a particular way, or otherwise negative or undesirable by the judgment of the person using the word; coined by Skwisgaar Skwigelf of the Adult Swim black metal satire show Metalocalypse.
Person 1:The independent record store was shut down by some corporate chain.

Person 2: That's dildos, man.
dildos by IntestinePoet December 13, 2008
Inserting DOS commands.
Don't you pull that dilDOS on me.
dilDOS by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008

musical dildos 

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.
Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!
musical dildos by Danglemaster March 19, 2014

Dirty dildos 

Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better
Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others

massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.