plumber

noun: A man who has sex with many, many women.

They call me the plumber, 'cause I'm always layin' the pipe.

by been 'jammin July 23, 2005

plumber

Someone who is state licensed to fix, install, or remodel pipe's related to drinking water; Or Raw Waste Removal.

1. My shitter Pipe is clogged, I need to call a plumber.

2. Dick just installed his own "plumbing"; now his neighor is drinking his old tub water.

by MMc November 1, 2003

Plumber

The man who shows up at the door in pornos. This situation is generally the pretense for some real xxx.

"Plumber? I didn't call for a Plumber!"

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

plumber

One who fixes or repairs pipes. Plumber has a "b" in it because pipes were originally made of lead, (lead seemed a logical choice at the time, because of its resiliancy against rust... then people discovered what lead poisening was, and rust no longer seemed so bad!) and lead's abbreviation on the periodic table is pb (derived from its latin name).

Plumbers are given little respect, but we wouldn't want to try to live without them.

by bandcampgirl183 October 1, 2005

Plumber

Someone who charges £15 an hour to scream at running water and wave wrenches at it.

plumber=F***g tap! ARRRggggRRRGggh you c**T, thtll be £60 please.

by Tommy south March 1, 2010

plumber

A man who engages in intercourse with a large amount of women.

He hasn't he been with? That kid's a serious plumber!

by Javi March 7, 2005

plumber

Someone who evades projectiles in an online video game such as Halo by jumping constantly. The word is a reference to Mario, the famous jumping plumber who's the hero of the Nintendo games Donkey Kong and Super Mario Bros.

This plumber keeps jumping around so much that he never gets hit!

by happychainsaw August 1, 2008