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Dildometer
A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.
Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008
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dildomeer • Dildometer • Dildomer • Dildometrist • dildometry • Dildo Merchant • dildozer • dildockery • Dildocerous • Dildoery
Dildoery
Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.
The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.
Dildoery by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011
dildometry
dildometry by Ayhch February 12, 2010
Dildoverdose
Preston has a superhuman tolerance for dildojilar punishment, Therefore he is able to go well beyond the average person's dildoverdose level.
Dildoverdose by CuriousXeno February 28, 2011
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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B)
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