dildomonkey 

A girl who allows a guy to penetrate her with a dildo in front of all his friends while girl is off-tap and squirming around screeching like a monkey.

Megan is a dildomonkey.

dildomonkey by Louise B January 19, 2004

dittomonkey

A ultra-wordneoconservative/word activist whose communication with the outside world is limited to repeating party slogans.

Dittomonkey: "WMD have been found. Bush had a RIGHT to write on the American flag with a Sharpie! The economy will get better after 'trickle-down economics' work their wonders! Bush isn't dumb, otherwise why did he go to war with Iraq? O'Reilly was acting PATRIOTIC when he shouted down the son of a 9/11 victim!"

dittomonkey by Blah August 8, 2003

dittomonkey

A radid Rush Limbuagh fan

dittomonkey by Anonymous October 16, 2003

dildo monkey 

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.

I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.

dildo monkey by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008

dildomonger 

One who desires the use of a dildo over a penis or other sexual stimulant.

Ghost Shell is such a dildomonger!

dildomonger by mofomikeman July 26, 2008