Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.
“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
by Sammywammypurplescammy February 22, 2020
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Pooper Scooper

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.
“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”
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Pooper Scooper

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.
“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”
by Sammywammypurplescammy February 22, 2020
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Clothes hanger

Oh shit ma I’m pregna!
Use the clothes hanger b!
Aight blood!
by Sammywammypurplescammy June 14, 2020
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