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Dildom

A DilDom is when a MILF puts a condom on her dildo. She then shoves it up her tight hole and moans gloriously during the orgasm.
Plumber: Need me to unblock any pipes?
MILF: No thanks, my dildom just did.
by geekybroadway July 27, 2016
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Dildomer

A polymer with desirable physical properties for cheap & safe, mass industrial dildomaking that can be safely used anywhere from Death Valley to Antarctica
Dildochusetts Institute of Technology (DIT) has developed dildomer with amazing physical properties
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021
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dildomeer

Someone’s who’s such a dildo, they’re an advanced form
by handlesog December 20, 2020
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dildom

Someone who is a complete dickhead who is stupid, irritating, or a ridiculous person, particularly a male thou also can be used for females but changed to dildonna.
1) Don’t be a god damn dildom Ryan!
2) What a fucking dildom, didn’t his mother teach him better.
by Spastistic Neighbor March 6, 2022
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