dildery
dildery by Bobby Cooper May 11, 2008
Words you can keep
dildory
A place which sells and/or produces dildo's of various shapes, colors (especially hot pink and neon green) and sizes.
"I bought you this dildo from the dildory...it's hot pink which is your favorite color. You can return it if you want, but make sure you keep it packaged because the lady that works there was a mega bitch...Deborah."
dildory by NicholasMarcGregChin December 10, 2005
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dildery • dilder • dildory • dilderanus • dilderbasterd • dilderp • dilder smack • Dildertoasto • Dildoery • dildryoshka
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Dillerybas by Haldur Johnson August 24, 2020
Dildoery
Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.
The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.
Dildoery by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011
dilder
1. Redneck word for dildo.
2. West Virginia substitute for a dildo -- usually a big fat ear of corn.
2. West Virginia substitute for a dildo -- usually a big fat ear of corn.
dilder smack
A male who becomes angry with his lover but plays it off smoothly. Revenge in an essence. When the lover is performing felletio and the male climaxes, he removes the penis and smack the lover in the forehead with his shaft.
Man she really pissed me off this week. It ok though, tonight she's getting a dilder smack. That should shut her up.
dilder smack by Middlefinger November 26, 2005
dilderp
Dilderp is when you are at a relatives house or in front of parents or grandparents. And a dildo or other similar sex type device falls out of your bag or out of your clothes and lands awkwardly in plain sight right in front of everyone..
so i was at my brothers wedding and i tripped on the chaple steps and my purse flew open and Thats when the ultimate DILDERP occured. Everybody was just staring at it! i wanted to pick it up, but each moment that i stood there paralyzed, more people became aware of it, and not all of them kbew it was mine right? yeah right.. DILDERP CITY!
dilderp by KrashWorship April 22, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026