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The cure for a hot anchor. To execute the pick and flap maneuver, grasp your pants and underwear between your thiumb and forefinger near the hot anchor, pick (pull) the garments away from your butt cheek and gently flap the material so that it doesn't re-attach itself.
I had a serious hot anchor, so I had to do the pick and flap maneuver.
by Jim R. April 27, 2005
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An essential element that your body needs to function properly. Most vitamins come from nutritious food, although vitamin D is produced when your skin is exposed to sunlight.
What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't make a vitamin. (I know, except for vitamin D. It's still sort of a clever play on words. Get it? Whore moan?)
by Jim R. May 7, 2005
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1. Redneck word for dildo.
2. West Virginia substitute for a dildo -- usually a big fat ear of corn.
1. My galfriend went out and got herself one of them dilders from the sex shop.
2. Tessy has a bushel of corn in the corner of her bedroom. I heard that when she gets horny, she uses one as a dilder. I guess that's one way to butter your corn.
by Jim R. May 7, 2005
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1. A condition that occurs when one's pants or underwear sticks to their butt cheeks.

2. A spot where the clothing is stuck or "anchored" to your butt.

Note: Hot anchors usually happen in hot, humid climates and frequently occur when one sits on leather of vinyl furniture for a long time.

The cure for a hot anchor is called the pick and flap maneuver. To execute the pick and flap maneuver, grasp your pants and underwear between your thiumb and forefinger near the hot anchor, pick (pull) the garments away from your butt cheek and gently flap the material so that it doesn't re-attach itself.
Man, we were sitting in the restaurant booth for so long, when I got up I had a serious hot anchor.
by Jim R. April 27, 2005
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