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A place which sells and/or produces dildo's of various shapes, colors (especially hot pink and neon green) and sizes.
"I bought you this dildo from the dildory...it's hot pink which is your favorite color. You can return it if you want, but make sure you keep it packaged because the lady that works there was a mega bitch...Deborah."
dildory by NicholasMarcGregChin December 10, 2005
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Did you know a dildo factory is called a Dildory ?
Dildory by CHICABOOM May 28, 2025
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it is a small creature the size of a dildo that swims in chlorinated pools. If you see one in your pool do not engage. Call the police and animal control, (unless you want to be sexually whaled on. No pun intended.)
That slut went into a pool with a dildorca and didnt come out unharmed
Dildorca by Bobswaget71 July 23, 2014

Dildoery 

Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.
The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.
Dildoery by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011
The highest number imaginable, or the largest possible amount of something.
Stacy loves and misses Azha dildoren.
Dildoren by DavinciKisser January 12, 2019
A mythological being whom is essentially a giant dildo. He uses a large cannon on the top of his head to shoot green/white projectiles toward his enemies/unsuspecting innocents.
Dildor's rampage left the town not only destroyed, but covered in sticky jizz, preventing all repairs for a while.
Dildor by Arthur Scott Stewart December 4, 2003
A factory devoted to the production of dildos.
"Look what I just brought home from the dildery, Susan."
dildery by Bobby Cooper May 11, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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