dilderp

Dilderp is when you are at a relatives house or in front of parents or grandparents. And a dildo or other similar sex type device falls out of your bag or out of your clothes and lands awkwardly in plain sight right in front of everyone..

so i was at my brothers wedding and i tripped on the chaple steps and my purse flew open and Thats when the ultimate DILDERP occured. Everybody was just staring at it! i wanted to pick it up, but each moment that i stood there paralyzed, more people became aware of it, and not all of them kbew it was mine right? yeah right.. DILDERP CITY!

by KrashWorship April 22, 2018

dildery

A factory devoted to the production of dildos.

"Look what I just brought home from the dildery, Susan."

by Bobby Cooper May 11, 2008

Dildeep

The greatest living person in existence.

Dildeep is the fucking goat

by Matt970 December 15, 2017

dildorphan

an abandoned dildo or once pleasurable object that was replaced by a superior dildo or object.

I was looking for my old prom shoes deep in the attic when i opened a shoebox containing a dildorphan; my first and oh so magical.

by KevinHughes21 January 15, 2009

dilder

1. Redneck word for dildo.
2. West Virginia substitute for a dildo -- usually a big fat ear of corn.

1. My galfriend went out and got herself one of them dilders from the sex shop.
2. Tessy has a bushel of corn in the corner of her bedroom. I heard that when she gets horny, she uses one as a dilder. I guess that's one way to butter your corn.

by Jim R. May 7, 2005

dilder smack

A male who becomes angry with his lover but plays it off smoothly. Revenge in an essence. When the lover is performing felletio and the male climaxes, he removes the penis and smack the lover in the forehead with his shaft.

Man she really pissed me off this week. It ok though, tonight she's getting a dilder smack. That should shut her up.

by Middlefinger November 26, 2005

dildeep

when a penis is so long and thick, it fills up the whole vagina when engaged in intercourse

"Oh my God, Courtney: he was going dildeep because he was so huge and it felt so good!"

by iknowstuff395 August 4, 2009