dickrections
dickrections by sweet-tart February 14, 2015
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to catch a predator driving directions
web series where the guys caught on the show to catch a predator are explaining the route to the bate house in their own words
anthony palumbo: did u see me on to catch a predator
dustin: ya saw you on to catch a predator driving directions too
dustin: ya saw you on to catch a predator driving directions too
to catch a predator driving directions by stoned phillips October 18, 2017
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Able Directions Y E E
-guy 1: and thats the last time i saw my father.
(Awkward silence)
-guy 2: Able directions Y E E, ur fat.
(Awkward silence)
-guy 2: Able directions Y E E, ur fat.
Able Directions Y E E by Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan January 6, 2021
Directions
Directions by Superman13 May 23, 2008
directions
Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.
directions by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
New Directions
New directions are often very exciting and stimulating, particularly when they're especially hard and challenging. Many people have a strong desire for new directions, but others are disgusted by them because they can often be very messy and unpredictable. New directions can sometimes be frightening to those who are unaccustomed to them. However, new directions are essential to the existence of the human race.
New Directions by jujubez March 27, 2010
dickreation
dickreation by Benjamin Roberts July 5, 2006
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