dickrections 

when your dick gives you directions

i often get lost when i follow my dickrections!

dickrections by sweet-tart February 14, 2015

to catch a predator driving directions

web series where the guys caught on the show to catch a predator are explaining the route to the bate house in their own words

anthony palumbo: did u see me on to catch a predator
dustin: ya saw you on to catch a predator driving directions too

to catch a predator driving directions by stoned phillips October 18, 2017

Able Directions Y E E 

A better way to say "anyways"

-guy 1: and thats the last time i saw my father.
(Awkward silence)
-guy 2: Able directions Y E E, ur fat.

Able Directions Y E E by Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan January 6, 2021

Directions 

What real mean don't ask for.

Dan is a real man; when he gets lost, he doesn't ask for directions like some pussy.

Directions by Superman13 May 23, 2008

directions 

A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.

Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.

directions by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

New Directions 

New directions are often very exciting and stimulating, particularly when they're especially hard and challenging. Many people have a strong desire for new directions, but others are disgusted by them because they can often be very messy and unpredictable. New directions can sometimes be frightening to those who are unaccustomed to them. However, new directions are essential to the existence of the human race.

Why do I suddenly feel like sucking new directions?

New Directions by jujubez March 27, 2010

dickreation 

The activity of one boo to another boo. Providing sexual services without attachment.

"I went out with that guy just for dickreation"

"that you for providing dickreational services!"

dickreation by Benjamin Roberts July 5, 2006