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Dicrection by JewishLightning September 5, 2018
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Dicrection
Dicrection by JewishLightning September 5, 2018
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One direction
One direction by Larryfuckinglarry March 9, 2020
directioners
the worlds craziest, scariest, most-dramatic yet dedicated fandom that has ever walked planet earth. “directioners” would die for the 1d members, and will basically do absolutely ANYTHING to make sure they rise to number #1 on the charts every time a new album/song is released. Directioners have fully devoted theirs lives and souls to one direction, but have no regret in doing so at all.
“hey, that girls pretty cute”
“true, but watch out, she’s a directioner”
“directioners fully devote all of their time and effort to these group of boys”
“true, but watch out, she’s a directioner”
“directioners fully devote all of their time and effort to these group of boys”
directioners by larrystylinson28 April 23, 2018
directioners
The craziest fandom and the only one who will hack into an airport security feed to see the boys just sitting around.
directioners by I_love_1D February 9, 2021
Directioners
The only fandom that can hack into security cameras, leak albums, find ultrasound pictures, blood types, penis sizes...
But yet we can't order at McDonalds without fucking up and stuttering the whole time.
But yet we can't order at McDonalds without fucking up and stuttering the whole time.
Directioners talking about One Direction:
Niall's blood type is A,
Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991,
Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches
Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born
Harry's blood type is B
Ordering at McDonalds:
Cashier: What would you like today?
Directioner: Y-y-es um I would like a um m-m-medium n-number s-s-even p-please?
*Gets Meal*
Directioners: DAMMIT! I WANTED A LARGE!
Niall's blood type is A,
Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991,
Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches
Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born
Harry's blood type is B
Ordering at McDonalds:
Cashier: What would you like today?
Directioner: Y-y-es um I would like a um m-m-medium n-number s-s-even p-please?
*Gets Meal*
Directioners: DAMMIT! I WANTED A LARGE!
Directioners by PartofAFandomFamily July 12, 2014
Directioner
Smart, crazy, FBI hacking, badass, bitches that are verified One Direction fans and that can and will take you down if you fuck with them or the band.
Directioner by HarryandTessa01 October 22, 2014
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