Stimulator

What I must have in order to live. See also coffee.

Quite the dilemma: your brain or your coffee.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

Mandy

Lazy way to say "Mandy Mooresic". Mental condition in which only the pinkest and fluffiest of clouds and thoughts of how being faithful and loving can be the answer to all evil. Causes one to be constantly overjoyed and always painfully annoying and smily.

Mandy Moore...

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 28, 2003

definition

If I knew what this word meant, I would place the definition here.

Can anyone place a definition here for the amazingly stupid?

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

main screen turn on

Brain awakening; the act of leaving the unconcious world in your mind when the teacher calls on you, knowing you're not listening, asks the question, "What was the theme of this story?" - or at least you wished you could turn on that "main screen" of yours.

"Main screen engage! ...Please?"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 30, 2003

kiss the cook

Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.

What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

life

A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.

My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

STAIN

To remain as a guest.

Mah mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003