dickpaw

Dickpaw - v. to make a half-assed attempt at fixing something (such as small kitchen appliances); everybody concerned has little faith the task will be accomplished successfully.

The toaster is broken. I can try and dickpaw at it, but I'm pretty sure it's dead.

dickpaw by Harry Hole May 27, 2016

Dickpants McDaniels 

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.

Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!

Dickpants McDaniels by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008

Dickpause 

1.) to take a step back and look at the situation
2.) the moment right before men cum

Dude you just need to take a Dickpause and check yourself

Dickpause by Rapping January 4, 2015

dickpants 

skintight jeans commonly worn by 80's rockers and metalheads. Pants are so tight that you can see the dick, hence the name dickpants. Can also be refered to as brokeback pants.

"Hey John, nice jeans man. When the hell did you start wearing dickpants?"

"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"

dickpants by devillock July 23, 2006

Dickpacking 

When a girl goes backpacking to «feel free», but actually wants to ride alot of dick without being judged.

I went on dickpacking this summer.

Dickpacking by Johnny Depp December 22, 2019

Dickpack 

n. A condom

I'm glad I used a dickpack, I hate that bitch!

Dickpack by Halftard January 3, 2009

Dickjaw 

The resulting condition of excessive, rough "Dick to Jaw" contact during oral copulation. Sometimes thought to be contagious from general contact with an infected person, also had been said to be "airborn", but these are both untrue. Only transmitted with direct "dick to Jaw" contact.

"Crystal must have been busy last night, she came into class this morning with some serious dickjaw".
"She better get that checked out".

"Why is your Uncle gaping at me from across the room"?
"I don't know, he must have just got dickjawwed".

Dickjaw by Gary Busey is my bitch September 19, 2013