4 definitions by DP McDaniels
The act of hooking up with a girl after cockblocking your friend while the female is already engaged in a prior relationship.
Megan has a boyfriend, but my friend tried to hook up with her. Not only did I hook up with her, but found out later she was married. I definitely performed a grand theft.
by DP McDaniels May 11, 2010
The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.
Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!
by DP McDaniels August 8, 2008
Doug: I thought that Ukranian girl last night was feeling me
Jared: Sorry bro, i ended up performing a robbery after you passed out
Jared: Sorry bro, i ended up performing a robbery after you passed out
by DP McDaniels May 10, 2010
Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time
by DP McDaniels May 11, 2010