A legendary creature of grandiose repute. The most magnificent and tears-to-your-eyes inducing animal ever to be documented by humankind. Eyewitness accounts describe it as a giant hawk with a penis.
The flight of cock a'feathered
Through the early morning sky Penetrates the remnants
Of another night gone by
Oh sweet majestic radiance
As bright as a thousand suns
Impel the world as one to claim:
"Behold, the Dickhawk comes!"
A rare and surprisingly agile bird of prey. The Duckhawk willswoop down from great heights and quack in your face before tearing out your eyeballs and eating them for dinner.
Guy #1 "What is that thing?"
Guy #2 "Oh shit I think it's a duckhawk"
Guy #1 "RUN AWAY!"
Duckhawk "QUACK"
The act of being caught looking at someones junk, then immediately ducking away to pretend you never looked. AKA getting caught hammer hawking, and immediately looking away.
Masturbating with the goal of erection.
Portmanteau of 'Dick' and 'Romhack' where Romhacks mess with the game to change the game's levels, characters, etc. where Dickhacking is messing with your dick to change the dick's height.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.