Dickhawk

A mohawk for a man's genital area. In other words, when a man shaves his privates to look like a mohawk. Also called a modick.

Ben: Hey Bob, I got a haircut yesterday
Bob: Really? I can't tell.
Ben: That's because I got a dickhawk.

by Gussyboy October 20, 2010

Dickhawk

A legendary creature of grandiose repute. The most magnificent and tears-to-your-eyes inducing animal ever to be documented by humankind. Eyewitness accounts describe it as a giant hawk with a penis.

The flight of cock a'feathered

Through the early morning sky
Penetrates the remnants
Of another night gone by

Oh sweet majestic radiance
As bright as a thousand suns
Impel the world as one to claim:
"Behold, the Dickhawk comes!"

by Santiago Artorius July 14, 2014

Dickhacker

A female that tries to stop a man from getting any ass.

Guy 1: Yo man she is a straight dickhacker.. She tried to stop my fuck game bruh..

Guy 2: Yea.. She made me lose this tight little piece ass I was working on.. She straight dickhacking!!

by Tampa Nigha November 16, 2009

Duckhawk

A rare and surprisingly agile bird of prey. The Duckhawk will swoop down from great heights and quack in your face before tearing out your eyeballs and eating them for dinner.

Guy #1 "What is that thing?"
Guy #2 "Oh shit I think it's a duckhawk"
Guy #1 "RUN AWAY!"
Duckhawk "QUACK"

by Theguywhoknowsstuff July 12, 2010

DuckHawk

The act of being caught looking at someones junk, then immediately ducking away to pretend you never looked. AKA getting caught hammer hawking, and immediately looking away.

Hey I saw you checking out my junk, your such a duckhawk.

by Piratemat September 24, 2018

Dickhack

Masturbating with the goal of erection.
Portmanteau of 'Dick' and 'Romhack' where Romhacks mess with the game to change the game's levels, characters, etc. where Dickhacking is messing with your dick to change the dick's height.

Hey dude, wanna dickhack?

by Sonic the head chalk July 18, 2022