Dickjaw

The resulting condition of excessive, rough "Dick to Jaw" contact during oral copulation. Sometimes thought to be contagious from general contact with an infected person, also had been said to be "airborn", but these are both untrue. Only transmitted with direct "dick to Jaw" contact.

"Crystal must have been busy last night, she came into class this morning with some serious dickjaw".
"She better get that checked out".

"Why is your Uncle gaping at me from across the room"?
"I don't know, he must have just got dickjawwed".

by Gary Busey is my bitch September 19, 2013

Dickjaw

A dickhead that just cant shutup. Talks themselves up and is full of shit.

Someone tell that dick jaw to shutup.

He thinks hes cool but hes just a dickjaw

by Modern day arguer February 1, 2010

dickjagger

A word you randomly say out of frustration while playing call of duty black ops, or any other online game such as halo. This word usually means a faggot camper who doesnt know how to play the game right and all he does is crouch in the corner.

That fucking dickjagger!!!! he was camping in the back of the map

by Andrew & Matt December 12, 2010

dickjackathon

A marathon of masturbation, usually resulting in several hours of non stop meat beating.

Dude! Last night I finally bought a PornHub account and had a dickjackathon.

by Chief Big-Dick Supreme October 31, 2017

dickjacket

1. The extra skin that covers a man's dick when he is uncircumcised.

2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.

1. When I unzipped Nate's pants, I was so concerned when I felt his dickjacket!

2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.

by unicornhorn October 13, 2009

dickpaw

Dickpaw - v. to make a half-assed attempt at fixing something (such as small kitchen appliances); everybody concerned has little faith the task will be accomplished successfully.

The toaster is broken. I can try and dickpaw at it, but I'm pretty sure it's dead.

by Harry Hole May 27, 2016

Dickjam

One who who acts like their dick has been jammed into a door and slammed shut on their penis.

Mg F T W: honestly SHUT THE frick UP YOU DILDO frick DICKJAM

by <3Chain June 10, 2009