DICKPANIC 

DICKPANIC (or DICK PANIC); noun; a sudden, overwhelming and irrational fear that produces hysterical, overly-loud, overly-bro, definitely no-homo behavior in straight or wanna-pretend-to-be straight men when in close proximity to other such men with their dicks exposed such as in locker rooms or bathrooms or -- you know, a "just-bros-no-homo" circle jerk thing.

The three teenboys started talking way too loudly and laughing way too hard at everything that wasn't funny on their way to the showers in the gym locker because they fell into dickpanic.

DICKPANIC by Oscar Parker Isherwood May 16, 2014

dickpicgram 

1. (n) a photograph of, more often than not, male genitalia via direct message over social media sites such as Instagram.

DarnellAMG55 just sent me a dickpicgram but I am still at church.
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dickpicgram by MuKangaroo March 29, 2016

dickmania 

"a situation involving a large amount of male appendages"

It was dickmania in the boy's locker room during showertime.

The gay orgy was dickmania.

dickmania by bitchincocksuckerwaitwhat January 1, 2010

Dickpictation

/dik/pik/tāSH(Ə)n/
noun

a strong belief that a penis is larger, due to previously seen photo. Ex. Cathy's high dickpictations were unrealistic.

"Girl he must've photo shopped that shit, cuz he definitely did not match my dickpictations."

Dickpictation by Superflygoldchain January 11, 2017

Dickpants McDaniels 

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.

Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!

Dickpants McDaniels by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness 

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.

I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness by Zaluh November 29, 2013

Dicknic 

Similiar to a picnic although after the peanut butter sandwiches and capri sun's, you spread out a blanket and have some hot rabid sex for several hours.

Me: Hey let's go on a picnic.
George: I do love a good picnic. But wouldn't that be kind of gay with only two guys?
Me: Not at all. I'll get some girls to come and fuck in the grass.
Ray: ALRIGHT! It's a DICKNICK!!!

Dicknic by Frenchee French March 5, 2009