dickpath

The dickpath is what happens when a dick goes on the warpath.

The boss is usually pretty annoying, but today he is really on the dickpath.

by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011

dickpath

A path at the end of which is some dick. Usually used to refer to the series of actions taken by a person in search of sexual activity with a male of the human species.

It's been a while since she broke up with her ex...Johanna is really on the dickpath tonight.

by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011

dickpath

an empath who's also a dick, like those little boys on xbox parties who always know what slur what to call you

Vince: man i hate these little pricks..

Orpheus: they're such little dickpaths.

by cinnayconnoy December 20, 2023

Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.

Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”

by Wolfany September 27, 2020

dickcathalon

A blowjob that is truly almost never-ending. A dickcathalon blower is vigilant in her duties to finish but not without her partner. The dickcathalon takes extreme determination, skill, and the upmost endurance. The dickcathalon is approximately 2 to 11.9 hours in length(11.9 hrs being a personal record best) with only two minute breaks every 100 minutes.

There may be certain factors that affect said activity such as "partying" with drugs and/or alcohol.

When we finally got into the bedroom, she began the dickcathalon at 12:36 p.m. And finished at 7:08p.m. No bullshit.

by nikkiLikki August 5, 2012

dickopath

Someone who is such a psychotic fucklord of a human being, that their indicated psychoses leads them into being a total and utter dick. Not just a regular dick either, but a sopping, pus-filled, wart-riddled cockmonster.

What happened to turn you into such a dickopath, Dad?

by EvCrock September 5, 2017

dickathon

What brady's mom does for a living.

Chris Brady's mom hosted her 50th dickathon on Monday, January 5th, and helped raise $4 for the vaginal discharge foundation.

by Marc Palmer January 5, 2004