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dicklexia 

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
dicklexia by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009

dicklicious 

a perfect dick, one that is good length, size and strength ,good to the taste.
he got a dicklicious dick
" that dick was dick-licious
dicklicious by g2bad July 2, 2006

dicklexic 

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.
For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."
dicklexic by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006

Urban Dicslexia 

A learning disability wherein the sufferer is unable to tell the difference between a clumsy portmanteau and a genuine neologism; as seen in many Urban Dictionary users.
Nobody actually uses the words trusticle, faceboink or Kitchenheimer's; not unless they have Urban Dicslexia.
Urban Dicslexia by GregT_314 January 27, 2009

dicklexic 

Getting the holes back to front
Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"
dicklexic by Luci Lockette July 16, 2008

dickslexia 

The disorder defined by a penis that repeatedly confusing the right and wrong whole during intercourse.
His cock was so small, he could have had dickslexia and I'd still ask "Are you in yet?"
dickslexia by Pass Check Bot January 28, 2008
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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