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dicklimit

The process of telling a girl your penis has a weight limit.
No we cant have sex you are over my dicklimit
by big meech77 October 3, 2010
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dicklimit

The amount of a dick that a woman can take. The limit may be in length or girth. Anal dick limit usually is in the girth.
She told me that I exceeded her dicklimit for anal.
by sleipnir October 17, 2012
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diclimaticoitus

Upon reaching climax, it is the fluid bi-product that posts itself on the penis and the vagina after sexual intercourse.
After a stimulating and mutual orgasmic night of love making, the moon light captured the silky, glistening coat of diclimaticoitus on the man penis and the woman vagina.
by Le FOX 24 August 11, 2012
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dickmitized

To be so hypnotized by (or obsessed with) a guy's dick that a girl/guy will let them do crazy things and they think nothing is wrong with it
Jill got so dickmitized by that unemployed guy who smokes pot and sleeps on the beach that she let him borrow her car for a month and he drove it into the ocean.
by Mr. Cynical DC August 1, 2010
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Dicktimized

Usually when a woman, or person is so addicted to the Dick, that he/she is hypnotized by it. He/She is blinded of all other qualities of that man, who is actually a dick himself. In essence she has been hypnotized by the dick, and therefore she has been dicktimized.
I know he's such a jerk, but I love him. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's so nice. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he cheated on me, but he is so sweet and he has money. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he fucked my mother, but he is a loyal man. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.
by cubedspace3 January 15, 2010
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Dickmitt

A dickmitt is someone who is used only as an instrument of oral sex. Typically refers to a girlfriend or female that people know is only being used for sex as she is either not brilliant or not beautiful. It is a derogatory reference or used to insult a male about his significant other.
It's strange that Mark gets so worked up when we discuss His dickmitt! It's not like he'll admit to being in a relationship with Katie!

"Where's Joel?" "oh he left to get blown by his dickmitt Lisa"
by TLU November 12, 2011
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dicklister

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.
by daddykelvin January 24, 2019
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