dicklizzard 

A male or female who is hyper sexually promiscuous, swith a fetish for for sucking D#@k (giving head)

Steve .. dude I saw your X girlfriend at a party in Saturday sucking off every guy that would let her ..

Luke ... Yer dude fuck her ... fucking dicklizzard cunt

dicklizzard by Stomp box January 6, 2021

Dicklizzard 

When a chick or dudes tongue is flicking licking and tasting a co#k in a reptillian fashion.

Morgan: oi dude, what happened to you last night?

Jon: bruh,,,, was unfucking believable....you know Tracey we met at the pub the other night yer?

Morgan: she was the red head with big titts right?

Jon: yup.....:) she stayed over last night n get this.... i wake up this morning like im in Jurassic fucking park .. shes perched on the bed tongue flicking on my cock like a raptor tasting the air ..

Morgan: fuck ..... you know what you have done yer...? You captured a rare and endangered dicklizzard lol..:)

Jon: true

Dicklizzard by UncleDaddee January 7, 2021

Dickwizard 

A man who has the capability of utilizing his penis in an almost magical way.

Trisha - "My boyfriend is such a dickwizard in the bedroom, I call him Gandalf when I orgasm."
Chloe - "Dayum girl that sounds pretty sweet, wish my man could use his 'wand' like that."

Dickwizard by Dingly Dank April 6, 2015

Dickwizard 

One who has (or is believed to have) mystical properties to their genitalia. Most often associated with men and/or transvestites. Homosexuals can often be referred to as such by their own kind or in condescending terms by heterosexuals.

That flaming Queen is a real Dickwizard.

Dickwizard by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016