cj's definitions

madjoy

She is partly mad but always full of joy. She's a great gal who fell in with a bad bad crowd and now is corrupted.

Man you've become such a madjoy

by Cj January 8, 2005

love shack

Where you go to get your fuck on!!

Last night I took your mom to my love shack and she gave me a double-sided face pounder.

by CJ March 29, 2005

rican

ma nikkas a rican varys from where u come from im a new yorican from new york and this is a new yorican gurl and guy basically a new yorican kan be a banggin ass gurl wiff a fatty and a fine ass face and some big tetas and a guy rican is a fly ass nikka who dresses mad ghetto if u dont fit ne of these criteriors then u r not a new yorican :P

That dam rican stole my girlfriend.
Damn that rican is fine.
Wow that rican got a fatty.
I would bang that rican.

by Cj September 9, 2004

backstabing cockbite

A phrase used a lot in the hit web sitcom Red Vs Blue

"you backstabing cockbite"

by CJ December 3, 2004

finecrime

one of many different crimes committed by JEWS (yid).

jew bag lawyers often commit finecrimes to pay for their souls.

by cj October 9, 2008

Shimmy

1. An insult to one's behavior, intelligence, strength, or perserverance, if any.
2. To tell someone off by stating facts.

1. "Oh my god, you are beyond shimmy, you didn't know what we were talking about!"
2. "You are one fat shimmy!"

by CJ September 8, 2004

Smelly Blowfish

A sexual act where a female is being reverse tea-bagged and at the same time you pass gas into her nose making her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.

This chick I knew loved seafood so I gave her the Smelly Blowfish.

by CJ October 5, 2003