dicklexic

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.

For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."

by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006

dicklexic

Getting the holes back to front

Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"

by Luci Lockette July 16, 2008

Dicklexic

When a guy is making obvious passes at you and you’re oblivious to it

“I asked you out, and you thought we were going on a date as friends?”
“I can’t help it! You know im dicklexic”

by trulywildbrunette December 11, 2018

Dicksexlick

When a dyslexic person attempts to pronounce his/her own condition, the sound that emerges is "dicksexlick".

Jane: I'm concerned you may be dyslexic.

John: What?! I am not dicksexlick!

by jerfadelphia June 2, 2013

Dicklick in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Well we’re still waiting for the Dicklick in Chief to make a comment on the murder of George Floyd by the Minneapolis PD.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

dicklich

The act of thrusting one's dick into the throat of a chocking female with the intent of dislodging an obstruction that is chocking her.

Dude, last night at dinner Sally started chocking on the steak she was eating. I reacted quickly, by jumping up from the table and performing the dicklich on her. As a reward for saving her life, she gave me the best blowjob I have ever had.

by Dirk Diggler 6969 May 9, 2017

dicklicker

one who licks or sucks dick.

that motherfucker, he's a a total dicklicker.

by gayson May 15, 2006