a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!
you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.
your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.
your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009
“The common disorder that causes the person to have it to confuse or mislabel the size of ones dick compared to the actual size”
Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex
Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia
Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia
by Professor Dickalous July 09, 2019
When a guy who is trying to have intercourse or is already having intercourse with a female loses to ability to read the signs that the female is nuts or insane.
by WordWizardGuy December 22, 2023