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dicktician 

A strategic master of the penis, dicking, dickery, fuckery, and a consummate cocksmith.
I got dicked by a genius dicktician, there was nothing I could do.
I banged her like a dicktician and she couldn't walk straight for a week.
dicktician by Bad Luck May 29, 2017
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Dicktician 

The word dicktician has two meaning for male's and females. Both meanings are about their sex game.

if you calling a man a dicktician it means he has great use of his penis. Meaning awesome control, can last almost as long as he wants, can find and hit all the right spots with his penis, and knows when to stroke you fast or slow.

If you are call a woman a dicktician it means she knows and understands your penis and your body almost as well as you do. She studies where all of your erogenous nerve endings in yout penis are. She learn all you trigger spots are to bring you to orgasmic pleasure. She can take you to the edge of orgasm and stop over and over again with total control. Orally with hands or sexual objects
The guy I slept with is a dicktician he fucked me so good I couldn't stopped cumin

Aww man that girl toyed with my dick like she was ducting a symphony with it. Hab me singing high and low notes at her will
Dicktician by Barehugs May 10, 2018

Dicktician 

Someone so well versed in the ways of the vagina it's as if they went to school for it.
That girl studied to be a dicktician!
Dicktician by AnaPeck August 25, 2023

licktician 

a member of a small group of people who have mastered the art of cunnilingus
it takes many years of practice to achieve the title of a "licktician"
licktician by canbedun2u May 5, 2022

dietician 

the bastardization of the word DIETITIAN, as propogated by microsoft. there is no such word as dietician - it is not the british, american, canadian, or australian spelling of DIETITIAN. it is simply a spelling error that comes standard in microsoft's spell checker.
there is no such thing as a dietician!
dietician by domin8trix September 13, 2004

dicketician 

Dick Doctor
My dick is not feeling well, I better go see a dicketician
dicketician by badimag April 1, 2015

dickgician 

A person who is extremely talented at deep throat.
Bitch over here swallowing meatswords like a god damn Dickgician.....
dickgician by Heathan King November 21, 2016
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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