dicelexia
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Discolexia
The typical diagnosis for those who are incapable of adjusting their dancing to the contemporary vogue.
This person is an expert in the art of making people uncomfortable on the dance floor and the common explanation for a lack of dancing females.
This person is an expert in the art of making people uncomfortable on the dance floor and the common explanation for a lack of dancing females.
-So Frank, did you get it on with any hot chicks at the club last night?
-Nah man, there was this asshole discolectic who discouraged all the babes from dancing.
-they should ban people with discolexia from clubs man.
-totally
-Nah man, there was this asshole discolectic who discouraged all the babes from dancing.
-they should ban people with discolexia from clubs man.
-totally
Discolexia by Drspecialpeople May 13, 2009
Related Words
dicelexia • dicklexia • Urban Dicslexia • dickslexia • dishlexia • dicklexic • dislexia • Disflexia • Delexia • Devicelexia
dopelexia
dopelexia by emilejfagerstromiv December 23, 2018
dicklexia
a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!
you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.
your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.
your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
dicklexia by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009
dishlexia
Dishlexia is a type of dish-washing disability whereby a person will wash all the dishes except for one. Usually the person will only realise once it's too late.
dishlexia by Rob BlahBlahBlah July 24, 2007
Popo dislexia
Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.
It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown
+
-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown
+
-popo
It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown
+
-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown
+
-popo
Popo dislexia by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019
dicklexic
For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....
"honey, your cock is to small for me..."
"honey, your cock is to small for me..."
dicklexic by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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