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dicktician 

A strategic master of the penis, dicking, dickery, fuckery, and a consummate cocksmith.
I got dicked by a genius dicktician, there was nothing I could do.
I banged her like a dicktician and she couldn't walk straight for a week.
dicktician by Bad Luck May 29, 2017

dicketician 

Dick Doctor
My dick is not feeling well, I better go see a dicketician
dicketician by badimag April 1, 2015

Dickficiency 

The lack of dick for everyone else due to others hogging all the dick for themselves.
There's a real dickficiency in this nation right now. More dick is needed.

Dicktilian 

A seemingly nice or normal person who is actual a gargantuan asshole, dick, cocksucker, douche,or just an all around cunt that blends in well with their peers. Similar to a Chameleon blending into its surroundings.
When I first started working here Ernest seemed like a stand up guy. He was always saying nice things and he even baked me a birthday cake. But after I got to know him and worked with him longer it turned out he was a real Dicktilian.
Dicktilian by Twatster's Dictionary September 13, 2017

dicksicion 

Any decision made under the influence of good dick.
Friend 1: Sorry I missed your birthday party, my fave D texted me to join up and I couldn’t say no
Friend 2: damn girl. I understand. I hope it was a good dicksicion
dicksicion by Ellebb October 18, 2019

Dicktician 

The word dicktician has two meaning for male's and females. Both meanings are about their sex game.

if you calling a man a dicktician it means he has great use of his penis. Meaning awesome control, can last almost as long as he wants, can find and hit all the right spots with his penis, and knows when to stroke you fast or slow.

If you are call a woman a dicktician it means she knows and understands your penis and your body almost as well as you do. She studies where all of your erogenous nerve endings in yout penis are. She learn all you trigger spots are to bring you to orgasmic pleasure. She can take you to the edge of orgasm and stop over and over again with total control. Orally with hands or sexual objects
The guy I slept with is a dicktician he fucked me so good I couldn't stopped cumin

Aww man that girl toyed with my dick like she was ducting a symphony with it. Hab me singing high and low notes at her will
Dicktician by Barehugs May 10, 2018
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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