Definitions by drpoonandtheteenangels
ball neck
the act of placing your sweaty nutt sack on the back of the neck of a passed out fan of the team that your team just ass slapped in the BCS
Commercial for Ball Necking:
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.
ball neck by drpoonandtheteenangels February 7, 2013
afromatic
the circumstance whereby bitches are inexplicably drawn to a dude solely due to his having fro'd up before hitting the club
the occurrence of all kinds of good shit after switchin over to the full on blown out fro hairstyle
the occurrence of all kinds of good shit after switchin over to the full on blown out fro hairstyle
Leron: Damn nigga looking good with the dr. j fro kit.
Letrell: Damn straight. It's about to get afromatic nigga afromatic.
Letrell: Damn straight. It's about to get afromatic nigga afromatic.
afromatic by drpoonandtheteenangels February 8, 2010
money whip
the one and only certain way to secure the attention, and, in turn, the services of a bitch in vegas
the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex
the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex
Rathe: Oh shit, Campo's reaching for his loot. He's gonna money whip that bitch.
Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?
Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?
money whip by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009
stupify
to dazzle someone with beauty and classiness so overwhelming as to cause a brief period of dazed confusion followed by overwhelming joy and delight
what all the bitches at my funeral will be when they get a load of my solid gold plated double wide coffin with white silk lining and 24's with spinners all remote controlled up so it rolls and bounces and shit
what all the bitches at my funeral will be when they get a load of my solid gold plated double wide coffin with white silk lining and 24's with spinners all remote controlled up so it rolls and bounces and shit
Latreace: bitch was u at fishers funeral/bbq? i heard it was slammin.
Latrell: No bitch that shit was crazy. i was all stupify up. i wish that nigga never died.
Latreace: anotha nigga gone, anotha nigga gone.
Latrell: No bitch that shit was crazy. i was all stupify up. i wish that nigga never died.
Latreace: anotha nigga gone, anotha nigga gone.
stupify by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009
dicklexia
a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.
your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!
you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.
your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.
your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.
dicklexia by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009
anal openness
the Zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones ass
Old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green.
Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness.
Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.
Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness.
Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.
anal openness by drpoonandtheteenangels November 18, 2009
mr dickster
it's your penis dumb ass
your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches
any teacher that you ever had
your slick ass uncle who is always trying to bust it up on junior bitches
any teacher that you ever had
Cousin 1: What is mr dickster doing at the high school football game? dude doesn't even have kids.
Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.
Cousin 1: nice.
Cousin 2: fucjer is hunting cheerleaders.
Cousin 1: nice.
mr dickster by drpoonandtheteenangels August 28, 2009